What in the dilly dandy is this?

 Welcome to the unfortunate soul who has stumbled upon this. My name is Kenzie. When I say this is not dramatized, I'm meaning it. As this shall be an account of my life and all the happenings in it. I tell this as it happens. I understand some entries may be boring and some may seem like a drama induced nightmare and I'm sure you will most definitely question my sanity. JUST REMEMBER this is my journal and not yours so if you don't like it you can leave. The door is over there. 

I'm not quite sure what you want me to finish up in here. I guess this page is an informational slash I-don't-put-up-with-your-bullshit warning page. 

BTW incase you haven't noticed this is a blog that kids under 18 should not read because for one because language(I don't care if you use such language or are constantly around it) and also adult content...that's right adult content...Taxes!!!